The ever ongoing shit test.
Woman: “I want you to do X”
Woman: “What kind of a man would do X?!”
I want you to:
* Hold my purse for a minute while I check out these shoes.
* Not discretely check out other girls asses while I’m talking to you.
* Answer your phone whenever I call.
* Assure monogamy.
It’s all very counter intuitive, until experience informs your intuition.